so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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