you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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