weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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