Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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