I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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