im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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