What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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