Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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