What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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