i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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