school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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