She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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