If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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