Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
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Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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