wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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