i think my mom watched the whole time
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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