we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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