Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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