so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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