With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
last night I used snow as a chaser
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
