Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize
