She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
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