Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
So. Much. Porn.
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