The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
