got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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