her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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