Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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