I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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