in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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