She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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