you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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