Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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