You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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