What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
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