I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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