I wish I could punch you in the face.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
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