once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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