Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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