I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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