what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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