only if we run a train.
done.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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