areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I think im going to throw up on grandma
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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