I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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