Do vagina's smell?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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