i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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