So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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