wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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