Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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