Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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