Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
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