butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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