dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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